Funny way to write about me

TamilSelvan PRE-KG.

This is the frequent & tough question asked by almost all.

Hmmmm. Well lemme take u through my history.

Early dayz:

I joined PRE-KG in when i was 3 years, where I tried to correct a figure (beautiful young looking gal) , but i was caught by my teacher hence i was fired from my school. From then on I never went to school.

After my early retirement from school, My parents along with me tried to join me in a new school, but my bad luck started then, I never joined a school i met my GF(Girl Friend). My life went on like this until i was 13.

Adolescence:

I remember the day 14th May 1997, Even when i was 13, I tried to join LKG in many schools.
The answer i got from school was, "When u were 3 yrs old, u tried to correct a figure and now you are 13" so how can we trust you?

From then on, i tried to search for a job with my degree PRE-KG.
Here are few instances of my interview experience.

1. English Teacher
Q. Spell out English alphabets correctly, and i will give you a job.
A. I know only A, B, C & D. and i got rejected.

2. Lorry Driver
Q. Tell me the number of spare parts in Lorry?
A. I don't know. same result as the 1st interview.

Likewise i tried many jobs ranging from doing own business, police, army, etc., to CEO of a company....


99. Aircraft Pilot
Q. How can you handle the Hijacking situation?
A. I said, i will jump out of the aircraft with my parachute. The result followed

100. Software Engineer
Q. How many keys are there in Keyboard?
A. In you cupboard there are two keys, Room key & Drawer key.


Present:

The result continued until i was 22, Hence i have made a difference strategy, And i joined "Don't Care of Anything Youth Association" (Varuthapadatha Valibar Sangam) organized by Mr. Kaipullai and promised to continue in the organization till my last breath.

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